Spam Haikus
Every morning, I wake up to a new batch of strangers with weird names writing me emails with odd subject lines. I never open them, but I feel like they're sending me a message. What are they trying to tell me at this critical juncture?!?Here are words from the subject lines and return addresses in haiku form. Ponder. Ruminate. Enjoy.
DC Native
1.
Malignant actor
Is this stock undervalued?
Lon, your perfect size
2.
Hey are you there? botch
Bullfinch abhorrent cramer
Ignore Labovitz
3.
Curvilinear
Furbish slivery golux
Rafael re: re:
posted by dcnative @ 8:26 PM
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